Disclaimer: Allura, Lotor and the rest of the VF and everyone else belong to World Events Productions. Adult situations and general silliness abound.
Three
Okay, so you’re probably thinking, heeey waitaminute, how can a full grown Lotor have a diaper on when the baby Lotor didn’t fit into his uniform when he changed? Yeah, I know, it’s a plothole as big as the national deficit, but it’s kinda funny don’t you think?
Back to the matter at hand – Lotor’s in Allura’s bed, trying to keep his dream woman from screaming her lungs out, all the while coping a good feel and trying to figure out how the hell did he get into a diaper of all things!
Knock..knock..knock.. “Preeecess, it’s time for you and that darlink baby to get up!!”
~Oh no!~ Lotor thought with alarm. In a falsetto voice he replied, “Just a few minutes, er – ah..” What the hell did they call her?
It didn’t matter because evidently Nanny bought it. “Five meenutes Preencess!” And Lotor heard her stomp off with relief. Whew!
Lotor brought his gaze to the Princess, who still was wide-eyed with shock.
“Promise you won’t scream and I’ll move my hands.” Lotor whispered.
Allura nodded mutely. She needed to know what happened to Lotie! Surely this fiend of a father took him! Oh the poor baby!
Lotor removed his hand from her mouth and moved it BACK up to where he had it on her chest! Allura looked quite indignant.
“You said you’d move your hands!”
“I didn’t say WHERE.” Lotor grinned. “Now could you please tell me what I’m doing in a – a – er – “ Suddenly he was embarrassed.
"I mean when you’re the Prince of Doom you got a rep to maintain. Diaper wearing does not a studly reputation make."
“Where’s Lotie, you monster!” Allura, despite the handholds Lotor had on her chest started to hit him.
“Lotie?” Lotor frowned. “What in the world are you - ?”
Allura swooped the covers off of the bed and exclaimed. “The baby! Your – Oh!!” It then that she saw the diaper on Lotor.
“A – ha.” Allura’s lips curved into a smile. “A – a – a haha..hahahahaha..” She giggled, trying not to laugh but then she suddenly lost it.
“EEEEEE!!Hahahahahahahaha!”
“That’s NOT funny!” Lotor turned a beet red – er – beet blue – well the darkest blue you can get. He leaped out of bed angrily and stripped off the pristine diaper, forgetting for the moment that there was a female in the room.
Allura’s eyes grew big as she suddenly quit laughing. She never imagined he’d look THAT good in her fantasies! He beat the three dimensional anatomy book all to heck! Hey now wait..Lotor wearing a diaper..was LOTOR the baby all along? Hey, stereotypes aside, Ally was a smart blonde!
Meanwhile, Lotor was pacing the floor, muttering to himself about the weirdness of women and life in general. One moment he had been with Haggar and his father and the next he’s on Arus wearing a friggin’ diaper and the woman that he loved was laughing at him! Gods, he’d rather be slapped by her any day than this! He was quite sure that this was all a trick that Haggar had played on him.
“You’re Lotie!” Allura suddenly tackled him with a resounding hug.
“Wha - ?” Lotor was surprised but rose to the occasion – not THAT – okay yeah that but um – not right away. What I mean is, Lotor is a pretty flexible dude and – no, that THAT way, uh well yeah but – oh skip it!
Suffice it to say that after much explanation and much kissing, Lotor and Allura figured everything out and decided that perhaps a truce between Arus and Doom was in order. We’ll skip over the fact that Nanny caught the pair negotiating peace without benefit of pen or paper although we all know that Lotor’s ‘sword’ is a lot mightier than any ol’ pen – get my meaning? She fainted dead away, had to be carried to the infirmary and recovered just in time to hear of their engagement six months later. Why it took six months for her to recover, it’s not sure but we do know that Keithy was trying to get his merit badge from Galaxy Garrison Eagle Scout troop 11764 in nursing, so that might have been Nanny’s way of helping the poor boy out.
And well, since this is a light hearted tale, Allura and Lotor eventually got married – after LOTS of practice – ahem – and about a year or so later had a little baby – a boy who looked a heck of a lot like Lotor. Keith wasn’t too thrilled about the whole thing, but being a good sport and all around team guy, accepted the union and the new baby, who upchucked and screamed every time the illfortuned captain came near him. The other VF members he could tolerate, but for some reason, the little mite, who Allura and Lotor called ‘Lotie’ had a bad reaction to red jumpsuits and white go-go boots.
Back on Doom – Zarkon heard about all the broohaha – is that a word? Anyway he heard about all the muck-a-muck and at first rejoiced because he figured Arus and thus Voltron was all his at last. But it didn’t work out that way, so the old boy disowned Lotor and thundered and farted about as he normally did.
Haggar, in the meantime did her thing and went about creating a new youth potion. Some months down the line, she was at last successful, and both she and Zarkon got a good quaff of the youth potion. However there was an adverse side effect – at least in Zarkon. Oh he was young all right but -
“I’ve GOT BOOBS!!” The King of Doom shrieked.
Haggar looked at herself. She was young but still wrinkly and -
“I don’t HAVE any BOOBS!” The witch wailed. She was still flatter than Kansas.
Cossack, who happened to be in the throne room at the time, was as dumb as brick, might have been dumb, but he definitely knew what he liked.
“Oh SIRE!!!” Cossack gushed, fluttering his lashes. “Let me touch the royal mountain range!”
“EEEEYAAA! Keep away!! HAGGAR! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!” Zarkon was shrieking as he broke into a stumbling run down the hallway after Haggar, who was running for her witchy life! Cossack, who was dumb as a brick, yet as fleet as a gazelle, chased after his Zarkon-ette.
And so everyone lived happily ever after!
Please note that I originally wrote this story around 2001. There was a hilarious short story called, ' The Boobery' that went through the Voltron fandom some time back. The endings of 'Baby Blues' and 'The Boobery' are very similar.(Cossack chasing Zarkon) This is purely a coincidence.